We just got off the phone with John McCain's campaign headquarters.
And we learned two things:
We asked whether the senator was considering Montag for the veep position on the ticket, and campaign spokesman Jeff Sadosky told us, "We have not ruled anyone on or off the list."
Though Sadosky conceded, "I'm not quite sure she meets the age requirements." [Damn. Apparently you have to be totally old—at least 35—to be vice president. Whatever.]
Still, if the whole singing career/making crazy videos on the beach thing doesn't work out for her, she always has politics.
L.C. must be seething!