Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.comThere seems to be a hitch in the "Brangelina got hitched" story that Star magazine started pimping yesterday: It's not true! The tab claimed that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans. But oh those pesky facts, always ruining a good story. We hate when that happens. As did People magazine, which went ahead and got a denial from a source close to the couple, while also pointing out that the A-Listers were in Austin, Texas at the time.
On the other hand, if it had been true, it would have been a heckuva scoop. Instead of a scoop of doo-doo.