Madonna Is Out of the Dog House

Madonna reveals that she sold her Miami house to a dog.

Yes, a dog. 

Chatting on Yo on E! for a satellite radio interview to run Friday afternoon, Madonna howls about the pup proprietor:

This dog belonged to this rich German woman and she bequeathed her estate to her dog when she died. Her estate bought my house, and the dog lives in it.

We’d love to know which one of the ladies of the house is the bigger bitch. Maybe we should ask the gardeners. They always have the poop.