INFDaily.com• Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford have split up, saying they want different things. We guess Carrie wants someone with a lot of patience, and Chace wants someone with a lot of...
• In related news, Chace and JC Chasez are totally not gay. Not even a little bit gay. Not even, like, Neil Patrick Harris-gay, where you know he’s gay, but then sometimes you forget and you go, “Oh yeah. That guy’s gay.” Not gay at all.
• Paris Hilton continues her tour of places that are almost dangerous and in need of humanitarian aid. Yesterday the anti-Angelina visited Turkey, which shares a border with Iraq, where she is visiting soldiers and refugees judging the Miss Turkey 2008 beauty pageant.
• Tyra Banks has spoken out against rumors that she is leaving America’s Next Top Model and that she and Jay Manuel have stopped speaking, calling the gossip "false, vicious rumors started by that bitch Jay." We kid. We kid. Actually her publicist tells E! News, "Definitely not true!"
• When the twins are born, Brangelina could nab as much as $10 million for pictures of them. Magazine editors say actresses are treating babies like movie openings. Given the stinkers Angie’s been in, expect more spawn.
• Kate Beckinsale says she wants to “take off the red shoes” and retire from vampy roles to concentrate on more dramas. That’s actress-speak for, “I want a sandwich. Please. I’ve been so hungry for so long.”