Yikes. There has to be a good explanation for this. Maybe Jared Leto tried to eat a whole beehive. Or had raw lamb shanks injected into his cheeks. Maybe Jared Leto ate that other Jared guy from the Subway commercials?
Oh wait. Here it is: Jared Leto stars as fat guy/nut job/John Lennon-killer Mark David Chapman in a movie. Chapter 27, it's called. It was in Sundance a whole year ago and will finally be released this week to little fanfare and no publicity. Too bad, because he gained 62 pounds for the part, and then shed the weight so quickly that he actually contracted gout. For real. Gout.
Oh, and what's even better is that Lindsay Lohan is in this movie, too. No word, however, on which diseases she might have contracted.