Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com• Papa Marc Anthony has been given a new nickname at Casa de J.Lo: the Burp Whisperer. We hope this is for his work with the newborn twins and not for something he’s doing to Jennifer.
• Minnie Driver is preggers. That’s it, Hollywood. The birthing trend is officially over.
• Lindsay Lohan is reportedly coming out with a line of leggings. “I love leggings,” she explains. Someone please tell celebs they don’t have to lend their names to every product they love. We’re still feeling a little burned from our Nicole Kidman DIY Botox shots.
• India is suspending charges against Richard Gere, following last year’s infamous (and culturally shocking) smooch of Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty. A top court official reviewed the case and came to the same conclusion the rest of us have: Nobody cares what Richard Gere does.
• Most British school kids want to be Victoria and David Beckham, prompting some hand-wringing among educators who can’t figure out why these two are role models. Let’s see...they’re gorgeous, rich and well dressed. Yeah, we can’t figure it out either.
• Jackass star Steve-O has reportedly been hospitalized after threatening to kill himself. We don’t mean to sound insensitive, but isn’t “threatening to kill himself” kinda his job?