David Spade’s sexual appeal has always been a bit of a mystery to us. We figured we’d be able to visualize a fourth dimension before we got anywhere near understanding how he gets hot women to sleep with him.
But hang on to your graph paper, we think we just figured it out: Spade goes for the ridiculously horny. Like, for instance, women who are about to get married and have been plied with alcohol and egged on by their girlfriends all night.
It’s a specialized niche, and Spade is happy to, um, fill it.