INFphoto.com• Someone finally started the inevitable Jennifer Aniston-Owen Wilson rumors. We’re so relieved! It’s not that we think they’re true, it’s just that we have this great stockpile of cute pics of Owennifer that we’ve been dying to use. (BTW, "Owennifer" is not to be confused with "onanism." The first is a clever nickname for a possibly nonexistent pairing. The second is something Vince Vaughn will likely engage in when he hears about it.)
• John Mayer says he keeps Xanax with him at all times to keep the blues away. Because sometimes being gorgeous and successful really sucks, ya know?
• Is Angelina Jolie a superhero? She’s preternaturally beautiful, supposedly preggers with twins, raising four kids, jetting off to Iraq to meet with soldiers, rebuilding New Orleans (by hand, we think)...and still flying her own damn plane? We tried to ask her about this recently, but she was carrying an injured baby elephant back to its mother and couldn’t take the call.
• Someone get Josh Hartnett a calendar. The alleged hunk (we just don’t see it) reportedly showed up to Prime in New York to catch DJ AM on Saturday—two weeks after the DJ had spun there.
• Brittany Murphy and hubby Simon Monjack say they want to start and a family and they’ve stopped using the Internet. Idle question: Does Brittany think “the Internet” is a euphemism for the Pill?
• Jodi Foster is a lightning rod for nut jobs. A man who sent the actress threatening letters for several years has been arrested on charges of mailing a bomb threat to an L.A. airport. When the zombies take over the planet, looking for delicious man meat, we don’t want to be standing anywhere near her.