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Press play above, y'all. It's time to cry.

Parks and Recreation, one of the greatest television comedies of all time, will be leaving us tonight. There are no words to adequately express how we feel about this NBC series, and that's saying something considering we're writers. Well, we play one on the Internet.

Even though the Pawnee crew will be saying goodbye tonight, there are ways to mourn and celebrate this show for the rest of time. And we're not talking about Netflix and/or syndication, though it's never a bad time to binge-watch Parks and Rec.

We're talking about things, you guys. Stuff to buy. Because in the immortal words of Tom Haverford: "Love fades away, but things? Things are forever."

Here are the best Parks and Rec items on the Internet that will bring you comfort long after Leslie, Ben, Ron, Tom, April, Andy, Donna and Jerry/Gerry/Terry/Larry leave us forever:

1. "Uteruses Before Duderuses" shirt

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An important message that you should display proudly. This shirt is also extremely comfortable to wear. (Buy it!)

2. April Ludgate buttons

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Because don't we all want to tell people we hate them at one point during the day? Say it with a button. (Buy it!)

3. Duke Silver shirt

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Be a groupie. (Buy it!)

4. "Treat Yo Self" print

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So you always have a checklist of what makes a good Treat Yo Self day. (Buy it!)

5. Leslie Knope waffle pillow

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The waffle queen can stay on your couch forever. (Buy it!)

6. Burt Macklin FBI phone case

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"Macklin, you son of a bitch." (Buy it!)

7. Ron Swanson bacon poster

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For those who always order "all of the bacon and eggs that you have." (Buy it!)

8. Purs and Recreation print

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Everything is better with cats. (Buy it!)

9. Perdvert banner

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The story of this banner is that is says "Perdvert." (Buy it!)

10. Lil' Sebastian shirt

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Never forget: he traded his legs for angel's wings. (Buy it!)

11. Ron Swanson icon mug

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The man, the myth, the meat legend. (Buy it!)

12. "Ovaries Before Brovaries" embroidery

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Every woman needs this in her home. If you already have it, give it as a house-warming present. (Buy it!)

13. Ben Wyatt's bachelor hat

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If you are playing "Settlers of Catan" at your bachelor party, you best be wearing this. (Buy it!)

14. Parks and Rec nesting dolls

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Because why not? (Buy it!)

15. "Treat Yo Self" leggings

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It should go without saying, but this is what you should be wearing on your T.Y.S. day. (Buy it!)

16. Vote Knope tote

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Spread the "Knope we can!" message while shopping for gluten free granola at Whole Foods. (Buy it!)

17. Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness" duvet cover

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For when you want to be wrapped up in Ron's wisdom. (Buy it!)

18. Tom's food-isms sign

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Perfect when you are seving "apps and zerts." (Buy it!)

19. Parks and Rec coloring book

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Give the Pawnee crew some color. Just don't pull a Jerry and color outside the lines. (Buy it!)

20. "I love you and I like you" card

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For the Ben Wyatt or Leslie Knope in your life. (Buy it!)

21. Woman of the Year shirt

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Ron is the ultimate feminist. (Buy it!)

22. Ann and Leslie friendship keychain

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Give this to your "beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby." (Buy it!)

23. Tom and Ron notebook 

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The ultimate Pawnee bromance? (Buy it!)

24. Parks and Rec tribute candles

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If we had these, we would light them tonight. (Buy it!

We love you, Parks and Rec. Thanks for all the laughs and for all the debt we're now in because we have purchased EVERYTHING on this list.

Sorry, we're just very sad about the series finale airing tonight. Please allow us to grieve.

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