• Adrian Grenier has joined the paparazzi. (That's him, to the left of Brooke Shields.) After filming a documentary about celebrity photographers, he's apparently been bitten by the (shutter) bug himself. Know what they say: If you can’t get them to give a damn about you, join ‘em!
• The Jonas Brothers filmed a public service announcement, urging viewers to eat breakfast. It totally works! After watching this, we find ourselves craving sausage and warm buns.
• Brandon Davis was beaten up and mugged outside a nightclub in Barcelona, Spain. Thugs took $4,000 in cash and credit cards, as well as a $49,000 Audemars Piguet titanium watch. No word whether they lit fire to his crotch.
• Ashlee Simpson wasn’t drunk during her recent disastrous radio interview—she was just giggly. She explains the whole thing on her MySpace blog...which we plan on reading as soon as this Jäger kicks in.
• Meanwhile, Ashlee's sis, Jessica Simpson, is heading to Kuwait today. Now we're the ones who are giggly. Think she got Kuwait confused with Turks and Caicos?
• Looking fabulous and waxing wise, Madonna tells Interview magazine she and Justin Timberlake “had psychoanalytic sessions whenever we wrote songs.” Forget the new album, we want to hear her 50-minute hour with JT.