Now that the 2015 Oscars have ended, we have some questions. Does anyone have answers? We bet Oprah does.
1. How many showers does Idina Menzel have to take after all that John Travolta face-touching?
2. Speaking of Travolta, has anyone located Benedict Cumberbatch since the Oscars ended?
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? Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) February 23, 20153. What percentage of viewers did not choke up at David Oyelowo's Selma reaction? (We actually already know the answer: ZERO)
4. Was Eddie Redmayne's adorable response to his Oscar win enough for everyone to forget he was in Jupiter Ascending?
5. What did Michael Keaton eat before the Oscars that made his breath so bad that he had to chew gum the entire show? And did he stick said gum under his seat at the end of the night?
6. Did anyone else think the "Everything Is Awesome" portion looked like a fever dream directed by Miley Cyrus?
7. Seriously. Which drugs did The Lonely Island do before coming up with that Lego Movie performance?
8. How do we get Meryl Streep to love us as much as she loved Patricia Arquette tonight?
9. What was in Benedict's flask? Is he a whiskey man? A vodka man? A sangria man?
10. Is that Channing Tatum's fake Oscar or is he just happy to see us?
11. How much double-sided tape did Neil Patrick Harris use during the undies scene?
12. How long did Chris Pine practice his single man tear?
13. Why did Emma Stone look so touched and emotional holding her Lego statue? Someone did tell her it wasn't an actual Oscar, right?
14. When can we be old enough to finally not give a single f--k like Robert Duvall?
15. How many feels did Lady Gaga and Julie Andrews produce when they emotionally embraced? All of the feels? Every single one?
16. We all agree that NPH's opening joke about the Oscars celebrating the "best and whitest" was the best of the night, yes?