Book Amy Winehouse for Your Next Tupperware Party

Amy Winehouse wants to perform at your next party.

Rocking a Fendi store reopening recently, the Grammy winner drew a packed house of stars. (Hello, Rihanna, Kanye and Olsen trolls!) She apparently loved the intimate attention (and cool $1 million engagement fee) so much that she told the crowd she’d be happy to play your next birthday party, bar mitzvah, car wash—anything but a wedding.

Her own marriage has been a bit rough, see, what with her hubby in jail and all.

"But if you are getting married,” said the congenial songstress, “congratulations."