Hold on to your Pampers: Rumors are spinning faster than a 45 record that Mark Ronson will deejay Suri Cruise's second birthday party on Apr. 18.
The flavor of the month provided the beats for Mama and Papa Cruise's 2006 wedding, and apparently the proud parents couldn't get enough.
That's cool for Suri, who is already one of the hippest toddlers in L.A. But let's face it, it has to be a lousy gig for Ronson. Sure, the Beckhams and the Smiths will probably be there, but what self-respecting deejay really wants to spin a bunch of Wiggles records?