Kevin Mazur/WireImage.comNow that we know J.Lo's little twins are named Max and Emme, we can't wait to see them. Rumor has it that People magazine will be ponying up something in the neighborhood of $6 million for exclusive first photos—a very exclusive neighborhood indeed.
If we remember grade-school arithmetic correctly, that's $3 million for each kid. Let us further dazzle you with our computer calculator's computational prowess: Since the kids reportedly weighed a joint total of 11 pounds, 7 ounces, it divides out to roughly $32,787 per ounce. Any way you measure it, that's a helluva college fund.
Speaking of big numbers, would any celeb offspring be better fundraisers? Weigh in below in our infant sweetstakes poll:
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