Yesterday Britney had a Frappuccino craving.
It's a dangerous need that often results in paparazzi disaster. Fortunately, a conservator-sponsored bodyguard joined forces with our unlikely heroine to help her accomplish this near impossible goal and, of course, hilarity ensued.
So much hilarity that we can't choose our favorite moment from the video documenting the climax of Britney's Great Frappuccino Adventure. Check out all the great options:
1. The bodyguard yelling, "Make a hole right now!" and shoving paparazzi.
2. Britney telling said bodyguard, "You're yelling in my ear. Will you shut the f--k up?"
3. The reporter lady participating in this whole mess who asks Brit, "I feel sorry for you. Is this what you go through?" (Uh...yeah, don't you watch the Internet?)
4. The Brazilian man with the pink Britney wig who keeps trying to give his idol a gift.
5. The wigged Brazilian man running after "Miss Britney's" car. (Sacha Baron Cohen, is that you?)