Ali Lohan Wants to Be Just Like Lindsay

Ali Lohan wants to be just like her big sis Lindsay, "So bad you don't even know."

(You're right, small fry, we don't know, but we can imagine, and it ain't pretty.)

“I grew up watching Lindsay,” Ali tells Teen Vogue, “and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or on stage, with everybody listening to you...It’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph,” she adds, “and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”

We feel it's too early to cynically dash the hopes and dreams of an innocent 14-year-old, so instead, we're just gonna ask LiLo to please keep her panties on, avoid any further DUIs and show up to work on time.

Hollywood can barely handle one misbehavin' Lohan—imagine what chaos a tag-team situation would create.