FAME PICTURESNearly 7,100 Starbucks locations across the nation will close their doors for three hours this evening to jump-start barista enthusiasm and improve drink quality.
Yeah, yeah, we know what you're thinking: What will Britney do?
And she isn't the only celebrity affected by the company's bold move. Ben Affleck probably winced at the news. And the Olsen twins, who don't even get out of bed until early evening, will most definitely be dragging when they roll up to the Bowery.
As for us normal folk? We never even mattered anyway.