Jeff Frank/ZUMA Press• Christina Aguilera is reportedly super pissed that her People cover undersold expectations. A source says, "She was absolutely furious and blamed her staff for the way everything had been handled. She decided BWR had to go, then gave her day-to-day manager and one of her assistants their marching orders, too.” Here's hoping the J.Lo pics do better, because she can outtrantrum Xtina any day.
• Kate Hudson is a crafty one. It's rumored she has been having a secret affair with Justin Timberlake for the past year and wants to keep it a secret because "she doesn't want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her." Yeah, that was pretty rough.
• There's more to Rihanna than the best pop song ever. The Barbados honorary cultural ambassador has been trying to help a New York City mom find a bone marrow donor. Even we can admit it, that's pretty sweet.
• Natalie Portman is keeping the sexual tension going with her sexy Other Boleyn Sister costar Scarlett Johansson. Recalling Isaac Mizrahi's infamous Scar.Jo boob grab, Nat said, "Seriously, I would want to grab them. She's got beautiful ones." At least she understands.