If people working the red carpet, from A-list celebs to production assistants, don't have their caffeine fix, disaster is almost a sure thing. If the red carpet runs on Dunkin' Donuts coffee, then we shudder to think what would happen if anyone forgot to drink it before show time.
Probably stuff like…
1. Celebs would answer interview questions with cranky, one-word answers. On the plus side, they'd probably cruise through each interview rather quickly.
2. A red carpet host would forget his or her cue and millions of people would just watch them stare blankly into the camera for a good 10 seconds.
3. Jennifer Lawrence would fall (again), but this time, she wouldn't get back up. She would just lay down and take a nap.
4. A celeb would put their foot in the Mani Cam instead of their hand, promptly knocking the whole display over.
5. No one would have the energy to photobomb anymore.
6. A cameraman would forget to zoom out and the audience would see nothing but Brad Pitt's face for the entire interview. (Not that we would complain about that).
7. No one would fake laugh at corny jokes during interviews, so it would be nothing but awkward silence.
8. The people working the Glam Clam 360 would forget to stop the spinning, making everyone nauseous at home.
9. Matthew McConaughey would talk even slower during interviews, so he would be two hours late to the show.
10. When someone tries to take a selfie on the red carpet, everyone's eyes would be closed or half-shut.
11. No one would remember their designer's name, causing a war in the fashion world.
12. Stars would fall asleep in limo and just never show up at all.
We're begging you: if you are working or walking the red carpet on Sunday, please make sure you get your Dunkin' Donuts caffeine fix!