Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com• Miley Cyrus admits, "I need more friends. It's kind of like my quest right now just to have more true friends." So, if you would like to star in scandalous MySpace pics with the lonely tween fave, send her a heartfelt message.
• Jessica Simpson's straight-to-DVD disaster Blonde Ambition was number one at the Ukrainian box office. Isn't is nice to know that somewhere out there, everyone has a fan?
• While Spencer Pratt pitched a reality show to whoever would listen to him at an Electronic Arts party, Heidi "looked out of it" and didn't say a word. Maybe Spence is taking notes from the Sam Lutfi/Howard K. Stern playbook and puppet-playing his blond performer.
• Janet Jackson has reportedly asked Badgley Mischka for wedding gown samples. We thought she was allergic to marriage. Don't do it, Janet! Go the Oprah-Stedman route.
• Paula Adbul is embarrassed by her music video. Says a source, “She doesn’t think it’s Heidi Montag bad, but she’s still trying to pretend like it didn’t happen." There is absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about, P.A.—we established yesterday it's awesome!