See this man? The one with the chocolate brown eyes (or "dairy cow eyes," for all you Serial fans out there)? That's Adam Scott.
Not the golfer. We're talking about the actor. He's an adorable, handsome, funny, all-around charming man.
You probably know him as Ben Wyatt, the perfect husband to Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) on Parks and Recreation. Also known as the greatest show on television that's breaking our heart by going off the air next week.
You might also know him as Party Down's Henry Pollard.
He's also starring on Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
And he's been in a lot of other stuff, too. He's a great actor, so obviously he's always an in-demand dude.
And he's always hot. So you should have lustful feelings toward him.
And if you don't lust after him, you really need to reevaluate your entire existence.
Just look how unbearably attractive he looks with a beard:
And did you see him in the ridiculous but still amazing Piranha 3D? He played this scruffy, sexy scientist who turned into a sort of action star and we loved every minute of it.
When he was on Burning Love, he danced his way into our hearts.
He's both hunky and geeky, which is basically the perfect combination.
And the way he looks at his onscreen wife will make your baby-making parts implode. And that might kill you, but it's worth it because the last thing you saw was Adam Scott being sexy.
No one looks better in a plaid shirt. NO ONE.
We're always jealous of Amy Poehler because she gets moments like this one:
And Lizzy Caplan can go straight to hell for all the Adam Scott mouth action she got to enjoy on Party Down.
Look how hot he looks in a suit.
He even looks good wearing a puffy coat and a backpack! How does someone manage that?!
He's so attractive, we even manage to ignore the adorable Paul Rudd when they are sitting next to each other.
Adam Scott is probably the perfect man to spend a lazy weekend with. Look how yummy he looks in casual clothes, messy hair and stubble.
Sorry, Adam. Your stupid faces don't make you any less delicious.
So what did we all learn today? Adam Scott is very hot and everyone should be lusting after him.
Mic drop.