Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.comOh Speidi, when are you going to stop documenting your love to prove the relationship is real?
We'd probably be more likely to buy it if so-called candid photographs (like the one above) didn't surface after every major holiday.
Besides, it sounds like your hired photographer the paparazzi missed the real photo op during your Marina del Rey pleasure cruise. At least that's according to the boat crash story Heidi gave Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS-FM show.
"The driver of our boat actually crashed into three other boats...I thought we were about to sink."
And of this dramatic incident, there's no photographic evidence?! Silly girl, you have to give better stage directions next time. Then your picture might actually surface in the real news—Reality Stars Defy Death!—instead of being splashed across the blogosphere.
But it's not like Heidi and Spencer were the only ones to take advantage of a slow news night...
Audrina and Lauren were conveniently photographed together about to get their groove on at Goa nightclub.
Amazing—the whole Hills "us versus them" Valentine's Day couldn't have been better planned if a reality series mastermind had engineered the whole thing.