Dear Papa Joe Simpson,
We hear you're in talks to make Jessica star in a second reality series, this time on CMT and about the making of her upcoming country album.
Fortunately for Jess, we're taking pity on her poor blog-bashed soul and would like to put a stop to this.
Sorry to burst your lucrative bubble, Joe, but this is really your worst idea ever.
Let's review Jessica's recent history. She has had two recent movies that went straight to DVD (sorry, Blonde Ambition's eight-screen opening in Texas doesn't count), was single-handedly blamed for the downfall of the Dallas Cowboys and constantly gets crap for her horrible fashion sense.
Putting her in another reality show would just give everyone even more reason to make fun of her, and we really don't want that to happen. We especially hate your reasoning of wanting people to see that "here's a girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way."
Yeah, we already knew that, it's pretty obvs. How about letting her do that somewhere privately in Texas where she can work on her album during the day and line-dance her pain away at night?
Luckily, her rep is already putting the kibosh on the idea. But we're begging you, because we know Jess will do whatever you say since all girls long to impress their daddies. So, please spare her the heartache and stop pimping out your daughter.
Thanks,
The Hum