Either Rite Aid is having a sale on Clairol's Spiced Cognac or...
Heck, we can't figure out why two of our favorite trainwrecks would both dye their hair to a dark burgundy within days of each other?
Maybe Britney and Lindsay are in the same mental place right now? Blond is a little too common (in this town, anyway),and we guess brunette is a little too bookish, so they went with wild and unpredictable.
Or just maybe (and this is our favorite explanation), the babes wanna wish their fans a Happy Valentine's Day and this was simply the most obvious way to do it.
In which case, we're sending the greeting right back at 'em. Happy V-Day, you two!
P.S.: Please stay clean and sober today, so we can make use of our dinner reservations without worrying about tracking car chases, DUIs, hospitalizations or rehab stints. Cheers!