Laguna Images/ZUMA Press• Charlize Theron accepted her Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year Award from the Harvard theater troupe yesterday with this statement: "So, you can tell everyone that I'm the sexiest woman alive, and I'm going to vote for Barack [Obama]. And you can tell them I told you all of this while I was drunk!" We didn't know Charlize was so much fun. When can we party together?!
• Demi Moore threw Ashton a star-studded 30th birthday party with Bruce Willis, Madonna, Salma Hayek and Kate Hudson. 'N Syncer Joey Fatone was also celebrating his birthday this week, which he did so by chilling in an antigravity chamber and eating floating M&Ms. That sounds way more fun to us!
• To clarify, Delta Burke is in a clinic, not a psych ward, and it's totally normal. She does this twice a year according to her rep. We knew our favorite Sugarbaker couldn't be that crazy.
• Kanye West is planning a tribute to his mother for the Grammys this Sunday with a medley of "Stronger" and "Hey Mama." We're so glad he's doing better and can't wait to see his performance.
• If Kirsten Dunst is really is rehab, a friend explains why: "She is awful with her liquor. She is always wasted at the Roosevelt or the Chateau Marmont. She runs around and hides in bushes and laughs." We can't think of anything more terrifying than Kiki jumping out of a bush at us. This image will probably haunt our nightmares.