Oh, LiLo, you have no idea how happy you made us today. Thank you so much for going back to dark hair. (We hear the Neil George Salon might deserve some credit for the change.)
We're on such a high right we want to climb the tallest Hollywood hill and rejoice in our newfound optimism. Britney will be okay! Hannah Montana will become a successful adult star! Young Hollywood will stop drinking and driving! Paris will have a box-office hit with The Hottie and the Nottie!
And so, Ms. Lohan, we are eternally grateful to you for proving that Hollywood miracles do come true.