Paris Accepts Award, Praises Mug Shot

Here's what Paris had to say while celebrating the Woman of the Year award given to her by The Harvard Lampoon:

"I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot."

Oh darling Paris, we're so glad you decided not to change into that philanthropist on a mission to save the world you once mentioned in passing to Larry King. Our lives would be so much less enjoyable if you went on the straight and narrow.

And also, you're right, it does look like a magazine shoot. Work it, felon.