This Is Why New York Fashion Week Is Scary

It's safe to say Brittany Murphy and MisShapes deejay Leigh "Princess Coldstare" Lezark are not on the welcoming committee at the Adidas Originals Denim by Diesel fashion show. 

After we figured out what exactly was going on with the Cruella De Vil stares, we were able to calm down a little. Hopefully, it will help you, too: 

Brittany:  Oh, ha-ha, this is how you do your trademark scary-lady stare?

Princess Coldstare:  No, you fool! That's the Olsen twin lip purse. I can see in your eyes you're not committing. (Aside: Why will they only take my picture if I pose with the Clueless girl that got married to the weird dude? Someone will pay for this. Someone. Will. Die.)

Maybe the fake-tanned, velour-wearing crowd at our own local L.A. Fashion Week isn't so bad after all.