Paris Doesn't Make Out with Girls Who Are Like Sisters

After hitting up her favorite Hollywood club's lesbian night on a few occasions and reportedly engaging in a make-out session with Elisha Cuthbert last week, we thought Paris Hilton was making up for lost college years with a little same-sex experimentation.

However, any girl-on-girl fantasies the 15-year-old boys may have conjured up have been quickly squashed as she has told E!'s Daily 10 there was never any mackin' with her House of Wax costar: "That is not true. No, not at all. Elisha's like a sister to me."

(Cuthbert's rep has also denied the incident.) 

In fact, when recently asked by a paparazzo if she's sometimes playing for the other team, the frustrated heiress whined, "No, I'm not."

Of course, going gay for pay is a different story. Paris has admitted that she'll make an appearance on The L Word. "I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show."

Thanks for clearing that up for us, Paris. She's all yours, boys!