Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage.com• Britney's grandfather is the latest family member to do a little tabloid tell-all, and he answers an important question that's been on our mind for a while: Whatever happened to Jamie Lynn? His answer: "Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden." Ah, of course, they're locking away all their daughters. Thanks, Grandpa June!
• You can stop worrying about Lauren and Whitney being unemployed since getting let go from Teen Vogue. It's rumored they're going to fake work at a fashion PR company now. Good luck, girls!
• Angelina Jolie admits she's too busy saving the world and collecting children to bother learning about computers. She said, "As Brad knows, I don't really how to turn on a computer." Oh, Angie, you kid—we imagine there's nothing you're not good at.
• Cate Blanchett's entourage almost got into a bathroom smackdown at the SAGs when they tried to cut in the line along with the pregnant star. One thing we learned a long time ago is never, ever mess with a ladies' restroom line.
• David Letterman apologized for making Paris pout the last time she was on his show and allowed her to plug every single product she puts her name on. (A cell-phone videogame of herself...really?) It's way more entertaining to make Paris cry, good thing Fiddy took care of that.