With Britney holed up at UCLA Medical Center, the streets of L.A. seem a little safer. But even still, her entourage continues to make news.
So, what's new and different with her cast of regulars and beyond? Check it out...
• Let's start with the good news. Britney isn't suffering too much while on psychiatric hold because of her trusty BFFs. Sam brought her In-N-Out, while Alli Sims dropped off some Pert Plus. And this is why she's the people's pop princess.
• K-Fed is "worried" about his ex-wife and "doesn't want her to get out until she's made progress." We're with you, bro.
• Just when we didn't think Adnan could get any shadier, he kicks it up a notch. It's being reported he was secretly married when he applied for a green card, and with his current wife filing for divorce, it's entirely possible he could get deported. It's a Britney miracle!
• Courtney Love totally gets Britney, because when it comes to being crazy and restrained, she has been there, done that. She told Access Hollywood, "Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney, too, but other than me and Britney, no one's ever been strapped to a gurney." The sisterhood of the traveling gurneys sticks together.
• Don't even try sneaking into Brit's hospital room, even if your intentions are entirely pure and you just want to bring her a get-well-soon Frappuccino. The security guards protecting her room are armed and will shoot you down so fast you won't even get to whip out your camera phone.
• One noble paparazzo has turned in his telephoto because, he he has come to a realization: "Directly or indirectly, Britney is going to come to some horrific end...It's not what's being done, it's the way it's being done. As she continues to deteriorate psychologically, I just can't see a positive way out." Welcome to the good side, pal—now, how do we get there?