The Beckhams Stand in Awe of Each Other's Hotness

The Beckhams are so in love with each other's sexiness it's kind of endearing. 

Of David's Armani manties ads, Posh has said, "I'm proud to see his penis about 25 feet tall. It looks great! It's huge."

Meanwhile, Becks proudly wore the Marc Jacobs tee featuring his naked wife in Brazil, where he's opening the David Beckham World of Sport, which is like Disneyland for soccer players. (We imagine this must have taken a little coaxing from Posh, but it's still cute to see how supportive each is of the other.) 

Oh to be rich, fabulous, hot and in love—if they were anyone else, we'd probably hate them.