Britney's parents might want to consider taking their intervention to the next level.
After dropping $55,000 in cash on a new 2008 black SLK350 Mercedes-Benz, Britney decided to take it out for a spin.
Maybe Sam was too busy yelling at TMZ, and Lynne was too tired from the late-night drugstore run, but somehow the pop tart made it out of the house unsupervised, a trip that was just as disastrous as you can imagine.
She ended up lost in the Hollywood Hills and feeling dizzy from being close to the edge, in this case literally.
So, what's a troubled pop star to do?
Jump out of the car, ask the paparazzi to turn the car around in a British accent and then have one ride shotgun home...of course.
Maybe we're overstepping our bounds, but how about the folks surrounding Spears lay down a couple of new rules?
Rule number one of Britney intervention would be no one talks about the Britney intervention (even you, Lynne).
Rule number two would be no going out for lame errands. This girl does not need any more headbands. Heck, we're not even sure she needed the new Benz!