Darby Shaw/ZUMA Press• Miley Cyrus, who was once called Destiny Hope Cyrus (we didn't know parents actually named their children Destiny—that's pretty rough) and sometimes goes by Hannah Montana, would now like to be known as Miley Ray Cyrus. This girl is like the new Diddy—at least we think that's what he's calling himself these days.
• Justin Long and Drew Barrymore are done trying to keep their romance a secret and put it right out there for everyone to see on the red carpet. But there's something about this PDA—less Brangelina awesome and more Billy Bobgelina—that has us worried.
• Lauren Conrad insists she's "just friends" with Stephen Colletti and is dreading Valentine's Day. Hmmm, sounds like this would be a good premise for a fake reality show.
• A nekkid Posh will grace Marc Jacobs T-shirts for skin cancer awareness. Yeah, we're going to just skip over the irony of that and talk about how cute it is that both her and Becks are naked everywhere right now. A couple that takes it all off for fashion designers together stays major!