CAD/Fame Pictures• As much as we enjoyed the rumor of Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner hooking up in NYC this weekend (affectionately dubbed Brohan by some), alas it’s not true. Speaking to E! from Atlantic City, Brody said, “We were hanging out as friends and nothing happened. We weren't 'all over' each other, and we definitely weren't making out. I am dating and really happy with Cora.“ In fact, we’re sure a huge bouquet is on its way to the lucky lady right now.
• Mary-Kate Olsen is already back out on the scene, hitting up an NYC bar with her sister before heading out for the real party down the street. Maybe it's just her way of dealing with the tragic loss of her dear friend. Who are we to judge?
• Is Kabbalah on the outs in Hollywood? Ashton and Demi have broken their "impeccable attendance record" at the Kabbalah Center. We're totally freaking out here! What cool religion are we supposed to follow now (and please don't say Scientology)?!
• Clay Aiken admits he's just not that into sex. The only relationship he has right now is with his dogs, and regarding sexual urges, he says, “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?” No, it's not bad at all, Clay. We prefer to think of you as asexual, anyway. It helps us sleep better.
• Miley Cyrus disappeared from stage in the middle of her concert this weekend in New Orleans to deal with a bout of food poisoning. A few minutes later, she returned and finished the concert sitting down with her father. But we thought she had an arsenal of fake Hannahs ready to take the stage whenever she needed to change clothes or throw up or anything of the sort?