Hannah Montana Probably Not Annoying Enough to Be Target of Suicide Plane Crash

As you may know, we sort of like Miley Cyrus around here, but we're practical folk, and we understand how some may find the whole Hannah Montana thing...annoying.

But not obnoxious enough to annihilate her with a commercial airliner.

Reports surfaced last night that the FBI had charged a 16-year-old boy for planning to take over and crash a jetliner into a Hannah/Miley concert in progress in Louisiana. He was found with handcuffs, duct tape and rope in his carry-on.

However, the FBI says it has "no information on whether the concert may have been targeted as part of the plot."

The timing of the event doesn't match up either, considering the boy was arrested at the airport on Tuesday and the Louisiana Cajundome concert isn't taking place until tonight.

So, it seems Hannah Montana's perpetual perkiness had nothing to do with this boy's screwy mental state.

Or (and please forgive our love of conspiracy theories) Disney already got to the boy in its elaborate underground tunnel system and pressured him into changing the details. No one messes with Disney's most prized possession and lives to tell about it.