• Lindsay Lohan may be planning to write a memoir à la Drew Barrymore's Little Girl Lost for extra cash. We love the idea and think it should then be made into a Lifetime movie starring LiLo herself, which would just make our lives complete.
• What a difference a week makes. Last Friday, it was big news that Britney fired her maid/assistant Carla for talking to the media, but last night the two were back together. We seriously can't keep track of Brit's purse-holders anymore, so you don't mind if we stop, do you?
• Marcia Cross wouldn't mind if her daughters were president one day. Twins for president would be a great idea—they’re always the best contestants on reality shows. And speaking of reality twins, Flavor of Love 3 is shaking things up with its own set.
• Jessica Simpson isn't letting crazy Cowboys fans get in the way of her Romo romance, so there's no reason to let a tabloid ruin true love, either. She sent a hate letter to OK! for saying she was a clingy mess who wouldn't let Tony dump her. Poor Jess can't get a break from anyone. We're actually starting to feel sorry for her.
• All that shopping Eva Longoria was doing yesterday in London was for baby clothes for J.Lo. We imagine she just wanted to restart that rumor she was preggers so she could deny it again, but whatevs, we're just haters sometimes.