With all the grooming appointments, lunch at the Ivy and tuxedo fittings, celebrities are a busy bunch.
So, we like to step in every now and then and bitch-slap them back to reality...like John Travolta.
Yesterday, he told the Australian Woman's Day that his daughter, Ella Bleu, is going to be an actress: "My daughter is starting out in the business, and she will be protected by me."
(It's true, we looked her up on IMDb, and the girl's got a credit in her daddy's next movie, Old Dogs.)
So, how come Ella hasn't been photographed on the Young Hollywood party circuit? Because she's seven years old.
That means John's fatherly efforts are only good for about another five years, and then it's "Hello, adolescence," a possible eating disorder and her very own E! True Hollywood Story.
Best-case scenario, she simply ends up a fashion victim like Rumer Willis. Worst-case scenario, she shaves her head and is entangled in a bitter custody battle.
Doesn't sound worth it...