Killing Us Softly with His Sexy Carbon

British environmental group Carbon Trust has awarded David Beckham the title of Largest Carbon Footprint in human history.

Due to his extensive air travel (more that 250,000 miles last year) and fleet of 15 cars (Lincoln Navigator, Hummer, Porsche), the group claims Becks is responsible for 18 times more tons of carbon dioxide than the average person. 

And that's without calculating the amount of carbon Becks gave off to get those amazing abs—that would probably put him at 40, maybe 50 times the normal person.

Now, we don't expect David to stop traveling, but we would like to see him try to put Posh in a Prius—he'd probably have more luck stopping global warming.