This Cockatoo Can't Stop Reenacting His Previous Owners' Brutal Marital Fights

Peaches was adopted into a new home after his former owners went through a divorce

By Jenna Mullins Feb 11, 2015 6:16 PMTags

This bird has seen some s--t.

Peaches, which incidentally is the best pet name in the history of pet names, is a cockatoo who is finally letting out some pent up aggression. Unfortunately, he's releasing said aggression in front of his new owner, Elaine Sigmon, who is nothing but an innocent bystander that is now being subjected to the ghost of dysfunctional relationships past.

Elaine reportedly adopted the Moluccan cockatoo from a divorced couple—a couple that must have aired out all their dirty laundry in front of their poor bird, because now Peaches can't stop reenacting those brutal marital spats.

While the video is pretty funny, we can't help but feel real sympathy for this bird. Peaches is obviously suffering from some form of PTSD because his squawking and emotional gestures make him seem straight up distressed. Clearly, Peaches has been through an ordeal:

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Elaine, please get Peaches some psychological help so he can learn to love and trust humans again.