INFphoto.com • Dina Lohan was so angry at Lindsay's ex-flame Riley Giles for selling intimate details of the young lovers' short-lived affair she called his mother and accused her of bad parenting. Insert your own zinger here.
• Tom Cruise loves to spend money because it makes him feel powerful, i.e. tall. When out with the wifey, Tom has his security people hand out hundies to anyone who helps them, even if it was just opening a door.
• But so what? Tom can hand out all the money he wants now that Suri might have her first gig lined up: voicing an animated feature about Knut, the adorable polar bear.
• Could Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo be faking their relationship all for a Super Bowl Pizza Hut commercial? At least her last fake relationship was supposed to be for her singing career, which seems slightly nobler.
• Britney Spears missed her fifth deposition yesterday and checked into a hotel with her photog boyfriend for five hours, and her attorneys are trying to fire her because of a "breakdown in communications." We'll let you know when she does something right, but until then she gets the bottom spot on Rise 'n' Shine.