Yes, it's a scary thought, yet now possible due to the efforts of the folks at RuinRomo.com. They have made it simple for Cowboys haters everywhere to print out an eyeless Jessica Simpson face mask, stick it on a popsicle stick and whip it out in football arenas wherever the Dallas team goes.
Poor Tony Romo—he doesn't stand a chance now. And poor Jessica Simpson: It's not entirely her fault if Tony sucks it up.
Okay, now that we're over that, how awesome would it be to see a stand full of Jessicas? Hey, as long as the faux-Simpsons don't take it to the streets, we support this grassroots effort.