Vanessa Bayers' Spoof of the Fifty Shades of Grey Elevator Scene Will Have You Taking the Stairs Next Time

Saturday Night Live star pokes fun at the NSFW scenes coming to a theatre near you

By Mike Vulpo Feb 08, 2015 3:42 AMTags

PSA: Do not get into an elevator with Vanessa Bayer!

The Saturday Night Live star teamed up with Audi this week to poke fun at the memorable Fifty Shades of Grey elevator scene.

And before you expect the comedian to turn up the heat with fellow passengers, it turns out she's just making people totally uncomfortable in the funniest way possible.

Men (and women) are confronted by Bayer who makes every elevator ride awkward. "I like your tie," she tells one older gentleman. "It's very grey." Actually, it's very purple.

"I'm not a cop," she tells another innocent bystander while shaking a pair of handcuffs. Hmm, wonder what she wants to do with those? And if you thought these moments were LOL-worthy, that's just the beginning.

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Bayer confesses to one complete stranger that she's been working on her fitness in a very unique way.

"I'm working out right now…kegels," she says with a giant smile on her face. "Making everything really strong." Way to make your intentions clear, girl.

And when a man asks the actress if her phone is ringing, Bayer playfully responds, "It's not my phone…" Okay, we get it.

For better or worse, the casting department ended up choosing Dakota Johnson to play Anastasia Steele whose life changes forever once she meets the handsome—and naughty—Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan).

Fans can see all the sexiness when the highly anticipated film hits theatres Valentine's Day weekend.

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