If you have a list somewhere that's titled "People Who Somehow Always Make Things Unsexy," you'll want to bust that out. Jeopardy host Alex Trebek is about to be written into a blank space on that list.
Sure, he's sexy in his own Canadian game show host kind of way, but when Trebek has to read out the lyrics from Mötley Crüe's "Girls Girls Girls" for the "Hard Rockers" category…that's when things get a little stale.
It's a pretty funky, hot song. But our host managed to give it the Trebek Treatment™ with his monotone delivery, and now we'll never be able to watch Jeopardy the same way again after hearing him drone "Girls, girls, girls, long legs and burgundy lips." There's just something about the way he says that final "girls" that makes us feel equal parts uncomfortable and scarred for life…