It's not easy for a talking teddy bear to procreate.
Universal Pictures debuted the second trailer for Ted 2 during Super Bowl XLIX Sunday, and it showed Ted (Seth MacFarlane) asking his buddy John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) to help him find a sperm donor.
As it turned out, Ted already had a donor in mind.
"Tom Brady?!" John asked after sneaking into the New England Patriots player's bedroom.
"Two MVPs," Ted explained. "Guaranteed Hall of Famer. Now let's give him a hand job into this cup." (After Sunday's game, however, the 37-year-old NFL player became a three-time Super Bowl MVP).
Ted and John marveled at the size of Tom's manhood. "And that's at rest!" Ted said.
The athlete then woke up and caught the peeping Toms. "What the hell?" he shouted before throwing John off his balcony. "Get out of my house—and take your damn bear with you!" the quarterback yelled.
Rather than retaliate, John was amazed that Tom had thrown them in "a perfect spiral."
(All this happened as Frank Sinatra's "Can I Steal a Little Love?" played in the background.)
The first Ted 2 trailer debuted Jan. 29 and introduced a new character, attorney Samantha Leslie Jackson (Amanda Seyfried). Yes, her name is Sam L. Jackson—and Samuel L. Jackson himself makes a cameo! The raunchy comedy will also feature appearances by David Hasselhoff, Liam Neeson and John Slattery.
Ted 2 is in theaters June 26.
(E! and Universal Pictures are both members of the NBCUniversal family.)