Are you craving a double cheeseburger served in a grease-stained bag with a side of delicious french fries but you don't have any money? Then get a job!
Or between Feb. 2 and Feb. 14 (that's Valentine's Day and also the release date of the upcoming cinematic masterpiece Fifty Shades of Grey), you can just head to McDonald's. According to their Super Bowl ad, they'll be accepting different forms of payment besides dollars and cents.
What type of payment will they be accepting, exactly? Love, of course! Love does make the world go 'round, after all. Watch McDonald's Super Bowl ad to see how people are paying for their dollar menu items. (Though, like love, there are rules and not everybody will be a winner; it looks like each restaurant will allot 100 love-paid meals.)
So on Valentine's Day, take your boo to McDonald's, get a free meal, and then go see a movie about BDSM. That sounds romantic as hell.