ABCCan you believe it's been over two months since a new episode of Grey's Anatomy, Scandal, OR How to Get Away With Murder has aired? Things are about to get so real tonight.
Last November's mid-season finales were drama-filled all across the board, and set up tons of crazy plotlines for tonight's premieres. It's been a long, hard January without our girls Liv, Mer, and Annalise to keep us warm, so we decided that tonight's new eps (finally!) deserved a little bit of celebration.
As such, we're bringing back that old stalwart Hump, Marry, Kill. What better way to honor a night full of crazies than by decided which of them we'd like to off and which we'd like to, well, you know...
Call us inappropriate if you must, but we know you're intrigued. Our choices are below, and make sure to let us know who you would pick.
Grey's Anatomy
Hump: Alex Karev. 10 years later and we still can't get enough of Karev. He's also been super funny as of late, and the fact that he's hanging out with Meredith more is adorable.
Marry: April Kepner. Has there ever been a pregnancy on this show that hasn't encountered a crazy obstacle? If the doctor's beliefs about April and Avery's baby are true, April's going to jump to our No. 1 sympathy spot. Can't the girl catch a break with this?
Kill: Derek Sheperd. Sorry McDreamy, but you's got to go. He's been a real pill this season, and all the marital strife is showing us a side of Derek we really don't like. Bring back old Derek!
Scandal
Hump: Abby Whelan. Press Secretary Abby is so on fire. She's always been a baller, but it's great to see her really taking charge—and telling off Olivia when necessary.
Marry: Huck. This guy just needs a hug. He's been trying so hard to be a family man, and he really does have his heart in the right place. It's just that he had his murderous side in the wrong place. People can be forgiven for cold-blooded van killings, right?
Kill: Cyrus Beene. Ugh, seriously Cy. Just decide if you're good or evil already. We're sick of being terrified of him one minute and then kind-of-feeling-sorry for him about his dead husband the next. Also, has he performed one fatherly duty since James was killed?
How to Get Away With Murder
Hump: Wes Gibbons. Hot tamale! Wait List really grew some balls last episode. We love seeing him become the leader of the Keating crew, even if he had to bash Sam's head in to get there.
Marry: Annalise Keating. We're always Team Annalise no matter how much she bends the law. Viola Davis is why we watch this show, and we can't wait to see what kind of crazy plan she's got up her sleeve for Sam's murder case.
Kill: Nate Lahey. Man, he is one sheisty detective. It's hard to tell who's side he's on, and something tells us he's going to cause some trouble for Team Keating. Plus, the whole cheating-on-your-cancer-stricken-wife thing is pretty terrible.