Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images, Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage; SplashHey, there. You look like you need a little more class and culture in your life. Don't worry, you've come to the right place. What's that? You think it's ironic that you've come to a website that has an article about the KFC Double Dog looking for culture and class? There, there. Shut up, you.
How about some truly moving and poignant poetry made up entirely of tweets? Intrigued? If you're not, too late! You're stuck here now because you've read over 12 words, and that means you are legally bound to finish this post. Check the fine print on your Internet contract.
Anyway, poetweet is a website that pulls tweets from any Twitter account and creates ridiculous poems. We tried it with some of our favorite celebs on Twitter, and we got to say, we might frame and hang up some of these bad boys. Especially Miley Cyrus' poem.
Is clear
by Justin Bieber
Nice
Fair
Need to keep up with my practice :)
Day in nyc. Love all my beliebers
Maybe this one
What matters
Did u see that shot? I'm number 20.
I always got the good light
Great cause
by chris pratt
And his name is Russell Wilson.
AWESOME!!! This is friggin' great.
Obviously I'm a dangerous person.
Meals you would have had. Eat...
Named Rob Csiki. Just unbelievable.
Critics said... Until tonight.
Sorry. My god. That's terrible.
Amy's win!!! I guess vodka right?
"@CNRTOW: See what you started"
Championship game! I love this game
ALS Ice bucket challenge accepted.
Macklin. Is that really his name?
Impossible to be disappointed"
The Rest
by Jaden Smith
Soul Were All Searching For Truth.
Friend My Home And My Companion.
Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.
Who Need The Seed Of Greatness.
Run Game
Visionary Stream Of Consciousness.
There Or Not Doesn't Matter.
So Yeah This Happened
Fadils fave
by Donald J. Trump
Party Convention in Myrtle Beach
Have become our next president."
Powerful, common sense approach
Thoughts w/o merit Mr.President!"
To each new twist of fate."
"@kariganfam: Wonderful!!"
Save America before it's too late."
Great job—smart, concise, truthful!
Mark, and keep up the great fight!
For Conservation in Palos Verdes"
Via by "Why Donald Trump is Right"
For a match with and Mike Goodes.
"@SportingBecky: tonight
And inspiring
by Britney Spears
Tix early if ur an member!! :)
This track with the very talented
Official release is December 3 ;)
LA County Fair in Pomona tonight.
A happy and healthy Christmas!
It's a girls night!
Looked hot crawling on all fours ;)
Clara is a beautiful name though!
My heart
by Gary Busey
At Chumash Village
Don't have excuses, I have reasons.
Is nothing but a mental mirage.
Mentally in a gymnastics routine?
Autographed fine art prints
20 44 58 07 (Landline)
Never better, just different...
Like distant patterns of flight.
Boy genius #RollingStone
by Taylor Swift
YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
To for details. I CANNOT WAIT!
To use your 1989 album Polaroids:
Family portrait.
Cute lyric picture! That was FAST.
Antonoff⁰Produced by Jack Antonoff
It Off. Unreal. @Labrinthda1st
So glad you like Shake it Off!!!!
CAN I COME OVER
My new most cherished possession.
Excited about this. My first cover!
A very important conversation.
Been the worst pirate ever.
To GO
by Oprah Winfrey
Starting Sept7th. Have you seen ?
O TOWN!!!!!!
I know. Never been.
See was Killer! This Sunday on OWN.
His answers too. Wise. very Wise.
Gran, celebrating .#CriticsChoice
THANK YOU! Together we rise!
Will check tomorrow in the office.
They have THE best marmalade.
Stuck in traffic!!!
For calling is what you're made.
Guarantee!! Bless you Glo Zell
Trying to prove they are valuable.
My own shopping. can't you tell!
Bear
by Miley Ray Cyrus
Who the? What the?
:) Grey boy was HER name. Yup her.
I can't breathe.
Help people excuse their inaction?
Animal hoarding at it's best
Alsassociation
Good day 4 music new single ft and
RAVE (only in pasties)