We just can't quit The Hills.
We were almost about to let this photo of Spencer and Heidi pass us by, but then we found an interview with Spence in Radar, and we knew it was time for yet another Hills post.
As it's probably the best interview with Spencer we've ever had the pleasure of reading, we definitely recommend checking out the whole thing. It's just one glorious quote after another, dripping in his characteristic douchery.
The whole thing is mainly about himself...surprised? Heidi's only mentioned a couple of times. Most noteworthy, Pratt says she sings "Like a Mouseketeer on steroids!" and we're still trying to figure out if that's a good thing or not.
Below is the best of Spence...and we say that with tongue firmly in cheek. Do let us know your fave:
- On bad press: "The bottom line is I'm making people react and ultimately not think about that we are in a war in Iraq and are trying to pick leaders." (And this is a good thing?)
- On making a name for himself: "Like I said, I would do reality TV forever. It's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'Spencer Pratt!' and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who's famous for being some pirate." (Again...that's a good thing?)
- On being a hustler: "I'm thinking about ideas people might think are crazy, and I'm like, This world is crazy, where do you think we are? You want to tell me there's a planet, and there's a universe and gravity holding us down? It's like, okay, I'm crazy then." (To this, we say...huh?)
- On his future: "Well, I'm trying to be a billionaire before 30…I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor, at least, and president if possible." (Remember, you have the power—rock the vote!)
- On God: "I've never been very religious, and now I'm like, if there is a God, I love God." (And He loves you, boy.)
We can only assume the interview ended when Spencer got beamed back up to the mothership.