Don't Bother Asking Emma Stone to Help Carry Something for You

Find out what the Birdman actress will be doing instead of lending you hand

Emma Stone isn't thinking about where she'll keep the SAG Award she took home after Birdman picked up the top film prize during last night's big show.

"I'm just going to carry it around with me for the rest of my life, just down the street like every day," Stone told me shortly after hitting backstage to sign SAG Award posters and bottles of Taitingger champagne bottles (all the winners do it).

She cracked, "And it's super heavy so if anyone needs help with anything I could be like, ‘Sorry, I got this thing so it's just a lot to help anybody right now.'"

Viola Davis said her husband Julius Tennon will probably place her award in her office. "My husband is more proud of the awards than I am, if that's possible," the How to Get Away With Murder powerhouse told me.

And yes, she said, their daughter Genesis will likely try to play with the award.

Davis as well as her HTGAWM co-stars have insisted they didn't know what was going on with a second season of the hit series. But Davis insisted she plans to continue to be a part of the show "as long as people will watch it."

J.K. Simmons, who showed off his muscled bod in his tight black t-shirts in Whiplash, said he could "absolutely" use his SAG Award to keep up his arms. "It's good for that," he told me while doing a couple of bicep curls with his statuette.

The first three words that came into Laverne Cox's head when Orange Is the New Black was named television's best comedy? "Wow, f--k, wow!," she said, adding, "I don't know anything right now. I'm in shock."

William H. Macy's wasn't sure if he thought out loud too much when he heard his name called for the award for Actor for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series. "I think I may have said it on camera, 'Oh, f--k,' because I was not prepared with what I was going to say," the Shameless star said. "I just didn't see this coming. I was just thinking, ‘I gotta go up and talk on television.' That's all I could think about."

Check out more from the SAG Awards tonight on E! News at 7 p.m. and 11 p.m.